Hey Amazon lady, be careful around that cooler, you don’t want your balls to get chilled.
Well it’s good to see that patriotic spirit hasn’t gone away already, but don’t you just wish you were able to pick the people who represent it so loudly? I guess that’s a complete contradiction of the U.S., but we can still secretly hope.
Is everyone in a pimptastic mood today? ‘Cause you know Willy be pimpin’!
Oh man, think of all the different foreign objects these guys could pick up at a reasonable price. Convenient!