Listen, I know the threat level went up this week but I’m pretty sure you guys south of the border are safe….well maybe not from gangs and drug cartels, but I think terrorists will ignore you.
Sorry witch lady, I don’t think Walmart carries the eyes of a newt or tongue of dragon. You might have some luck with the testicles of a bull, but I doubt it.
Happy Mother’s Day to all those moms out there who stick behind their kids even when they fall down trying something stupid.
…and that’s why Mother’s Day is bigger than Father’s Day.