Maybe if you can tell those hip-huggers that they’re getting too clingy, they will ease off a bit and hug you as tight as that weird Aunt everyone has and only sees like once every 3 years.
I don’t even think pet stores carry 30 Guinea Pigs! What the hell do you need with that many and what the hell do you need with that many while waiting at Walmart?
Oh my man, dreaming of bright sunny days on the beach, drinking margaritas and banging….well maybe just drinking margaritas for you.
Dale Jr. holding a NASCAR rally at Walmart….excuse me a second while I try to recover from my utter shock & surprise!
(Note: if you do not pick up this heavy sarcasm that I’m laying down, you need to be hit in the head with a tire iron.)