The Photo Shoot
My friend and I were, for some reason, sitting in the parking lot of Walmart before we went in to shop. My friend rolled down her window to finish her cigarette, when lo and behold, we heard a trashy girl talking behind our car. We both turned around (in unison) only to see a girl […]
A Pool Of Blood From A Coffee Mug?
I was helping my mom shop a couple years ago. Her cart was full, and as we loaded items onto the line to check out, a coffee mug fell out and shattered onto the floor. I began to pick up the pieces, and noticed my foot was pouring the blood. Somehow, a piece of the […]
Poop Poop Poopy
My boyfriend and I pulled into a Walmart parking lot one night and found the perfect parking spot. We got out of the car to realize that something wasn’t right. What’s that on the car we parked next to? Is that…shit smeared all over the windows? After checking the note taped onto the back window […]
Nope…
I was buying 5 roma tomatoes at Wal-Mart and the lady rang them up as artichokes. The total price for 5 is almost $9. In a little bit of a shock, I told her that they’re roma tomatoes, to which she replied, “Can they sometimes be called artichokes?”
