You know when your child comes out of his/her room dressed like the kid from Big Daddy and you ask them if they “got dressed in the closet”? That’s cute. This is just sad.
Chick-fil-A is not going to pay you for dressing up like a cow and walking around…trust me, I’ve tried…
♪ I did it all for the cookie
So you can take that Twinkie
And stick it up your, yeah!! ♪
Hey Snooki, thanks for the effort you put into covering up. That’s probably the same type of effort that got you booted from Community College.