I guess Gandalf had to make a detour on his way to Mordor….”Really PoWM? a Gandalf joke? He doesn’t even have a beard and Gandalf wouldn’t wear moccasin slippers!” – Well, that may be true (although moccasin slippers are comfy and with all that walking, Gandalf might wear them) but I thought Gandalf would be in better taste today than a good ol’ white robed KKK joke. Plus Klan members definitely wouldn’t wear moccasin slippers! If you don’t like the joke take it up with our PR department at [email protected].
The good news: I think we found your Grandpa here. The bad news: You still look ridiculous, and the only thing worse than a guy with a tramp stamp tattoo is a guy with a tramp stamp of butt hair creeping up!
Let me tell you what I don’t need. Picturing you doing it doggystyle with the type of girl that would wear a chain and answer the ad on the back of a t-shirt. Maybe you should try Craigslist.
It’s time for my new favorite game “What’s it feel like?” My guess is warm mashed potatoes….On a side note I’d like to go ahead and remind everyone to please wash the fruit you buy before you eat it. You never know who touched it before you.