CONNELLSVILLE, Pa. — An Ohio man is jailed on charges he exposed himself to customers and employees of a Dunbar Township Walmart store after lifting the dress he was wearing and tucking it into his pantyhose.
Nelson Falcone, 58, of Bannock, Ohio, faces a preliminary hearing July 26 before a district judge in Fayette County on charges of indecent exposure, open lewdness and disorderly conduct.
Police said employees asked Falcone to leave the store and he was arrested at a nearby gas station where an employee followed him while waiting for police to arrive.
Police said the incident was captured on store surveillance video cameras.
I was gonna say something witty about Morgan Freeman and Brad Pitt in the 1995 blockbuster Se7en, but then realized that get-up predates that. So I guess I’ll just say you must not be a glutton to still fit into those clothes? I don’t know, I had my heart set on Morgan Freeman & now I’m disappointed.
When I get a girl alone, there is nothing better than unzipping those jeans and seeing nothing but a sexy FUPA! Am I right? Huh? Fellas? Right? Nobody? Nobody’s with me?….screw you guys then.
I guess Dog the Bounty Hunter was too busy bustin’ someone’s ass to take a photo….You know you’ve gotta go with Christ, brah.