If I had a beer belly that looked that good, I would never have a shirt on. I may even tattoo a six pack of PBR on there because I like to highlight my strengths.
What’s sexier than Mom Jeans? Grandma Jeans, a sports bra, and some mesh to “cover” it all up.
Where are my shoes? Yes, where are my shoes? Have you seen my shoes? F*ck it, i’m going out without shoes. I’m going out shoeless.
You wanna square off in some Greco-Roman wrestling with this American Gladiator?….Ya, that’s what I thought punk!