You’re like an extreme couponer the way you fill up your cart with stuff you won’t be paying for!
I was walking behind a guy riding in one of the electric carts when it started to beep and stopped moving. The guy got out of the cart, picked up the front end, and started dragging it to the front of the store (We were almost to the back of the store when the cart stopped working). I followed this guy just to see what he was going to do since he obviously did not need to use the cart. He dragged the cart all the way to the entrance and put down the cart. As he got in a new one, he started complaining loudly to an employee about how he weak he is and how he can’t walk and how his legs don’t work and the store should have better maintained carts for poor handicapped people like him.
At first glance, I thought this guy just had to take a massive dump and was doing his best to hold it in. We have all seen the bathrooms in Walmart and with those short shorts it would be even more of a disaster if he let it slip, so smart move on his part, right? THEN I noticed that cute little rat-tail that he’s rockin’. So, I came to the conclusion that he’s smuggling an animal about the size of a rat in his own tail.