You think I care that the 4th is over? Around here we celebrate America on the reg and we love everyone else that does too! Rock on Grandma!
Who doesn’t like a little grocery shopping foreplay? I just feel bad for the SexMart employee who answers the intercom call for a cleanup in lane 7.
My mother, cousin and I drove from South Carolina to Louisiana about 8 years ago for a funeral. The day before we were to leave to go back home, we went to the local Walmart to get an oil change. We had just dropped off the keys and walked into the store to wait when the PA came on and an employee paged Punani to return to her register! My cousin and I burst out laughing and my mom just looked confused until we explained the word to her. We had to leave the store; we were laughing too hard and looking for the unfortunate girl! I’d worked in a pharmacy for couple of years at that point and have heard some unfortunate names (Stankevious, Ordeal, Incognita, Orangelo), but that one is by far the best!
Wow, if only there was a website out there that showed these ridiculous time-wasting displays at Walmart and spoke of the doom that would follow in the event of a crash. At least it wasn’t a glorious American flag display that fell….