Hey there swashbuckler enthusiasts, let me give you some advice so you don’t have to walk around with a damn fake parrot on your head. If you want a pirate’s hat, go to a store like Lids and pick up a Pittsburgh Pirates hat. It’s a lot easier, looks a lot better, and hell, they are even a half decent team this year so you won’t look as goofy!
Hey, if you got it, flaunt it. Whoever came up with that phrase never specified “it”, so I would say you are in the clear!
When I look at this picture, here is what I see: a toothless hillbilly of a woman with pigtails, holding a Natty Ice, with nothing under those overalls…okay, the last part may seem like I wanna do the hibbity dibbity with her, but it would just be the icing on the redneck cake.
Orange you gland you can see my front butt?