Dizzam!! Check out the glutes on Bobby from the Ernest movies! Impressive!
I feel like I shouldn’t have to keep giving people signs that their shorts are too short. If you can’t notice that your shirt is sticking through the bottom of your shorts, you are either a complete moron or would be the type of person that goes golfing during a lightning storm. Plus, I think the fact that it’s taken me this long to even bring up the fact I can see through your outfit speaks for itself. Wise up!
I was going to bring up potential mommy issues, but it appears the apple doesn’t fall far. Although I have to say nothing really brings a mother and son together like some mutual weird punker shit. I can’t tell you how much bonding I’ve done with my mom in a good ol’ mosh pit!
So, last weekend my husband stopped into our Walmart, bought some frozen vegetables and was checking out. The cashier picked up a box of brussel sprouts and said, “Do you eat these?” Which I responded, “Yes, as weird as it sounds, I love them!” My husband laughed because he thinks they are gross.
She looked at me very shocked and said, “I could never eat those. Sometimes I eat peas. But what is that inside of peas? Potato?” She was dead serious. She thought peas were stuffed with potatoes. We have been laughing about this for a week.