Today, I was in the speedy checkout line at Walmart. The woman in front of me, standing next to her powerscooter, turned around and walked up to me. She looked in my basket, and said she wanted to see if I was naughty or nice. She then proceeded to tell me to be sure to keep my receipt, and that we would have a party later.
Hey Gisele, we are all pumped that football is back and we all enjoyed the preseason weekend, but simmer down a tad huh? Although for some reason I can’t pinpoint, I seem to hate Tom Brady less right now.
Now that’s what I call an easy rider!
Well I guess technically every girl does aspire to one day make that glorious walk down the aisle with the man of her dreams….right man, wrong aisle.