Today my daughters and I walked into our local Walmart to get a game for my 9 year old. It is her birthday today and she wanted to spend her money! On the way to the electronics area we passed this lady with blonde hair so high that she could had passed for a member of a hair band of the 80s. At first I wasn’t sure if I heard her correctly but she told me as I was walking with my girls that this is America and we walked on the right side. Now when did Walmart get aisle police in their stores to tell people what is the correct way to walk down an aisle?
I guess you could say that cow is gray-zing. Huh? Right? Right? Hot damn I’m on fire!
Yeah everyone is loving Shark Week. There is nothing like spending 80 hours watching sharks in anticipation for that 14 minute segment where someone gets attacked and killed, I get that because I do it too. I just wish we had the picture of him being attacked in Walmart for you guys….maybe if you stare at this picture for 80+ hours he will. Let me know.
It’s gone on long enough that children have been given a pass for being cute and innocent. Now it’s time for them to stand in line and take their lickings like the rest of us. The bad news for them? They have to face the caption writer of PoWM. The good news for us? We get to see it. Please click here or the photo above to check out the newest addition to our network.