Maybe someone should make birdcages bigger. I don’t need some giant parrot squawking at me and shitting all over the floor while I shop.
RAPID CITY, SD – Security guards watching over the liquor department at the Rapid City Walmart have been busy in the last month.
Last week police arrested a Rapid City man for allegedly urinating on 48 six-packs of malt liquor, after security caught 27-year-old Matthew Bihn in action. Bihn faces charges of destruction of property and unlawful deposit.
All the contaminated merchandise was destroyed.
Last month, a 57-year-old Rapid City man was busted by security after he opened a can of beer in the store late and drank it. Police say Perry Arpan attempted to put the can back in the case, then set the beer in another aisle and tried to leave the building.
Arpan was arrested for shoplifting.
At what point does cleavage just turn into two monsters fighting each other in a tube top?
Jesus, I know the NBA Lockout was gonna be bad but I didn’t think it would hurt the Laker Girls this much!