Well I suppose that’s one way to prevent yourself from seeing all the people of Walmart!
You guys can keep your planking, I’ll take a girl pants down passed out in a pool of her own piss any day of the week. To see more dumb drunk moves pop on over to LateNightMistakes.com. It will make you think twice before taking that extra shot of tequila!
A baby boy made his way into the world in an SUV at the Walmart parking lot Sunday afternoon.
Emergency response personnel were dispatched about 4:12 p.m. and arrived to find the baby had been delivered, said Lincoln Fire Department Captain Darren Coffey, who assisted along with firefighter Kendall Fitzpatrick.
Coffey didn’t have the identity of the mother or grandmother, who also was in attendance. He said they were from out of town, but he didn’t know from where.
He said the baby was premature, but couldn’t say by how much, though he said mother and baby “seemed to be doing fine.”
Logan County Paramedics also responded. The mother and baby were taken separately to Abraham Lincoln Memorial Hospital.
It’s unfortunate that your spine and ribs take away from your tiny little butt cheeks hanging out. Someone let her know this is America, we are fat, and to get with the program!