09.19.

The Leg Warmers

What the piss? You took precautionary measures to keep your shins nice and toasty in those leg warmers but apparently you aren’t too concerned with your biscuit bottoms or the rest of your body for that matter! How do those leg warmers even stay up? I’m pretty confident they weren’t made to be worn with sandals, but I can’t say for sure since I’ve never in my life even thought about thinking about maybe ever wearing them. Click here to see the full shot »

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09.19.

Gang Violence

A Victorville man accused of shooting a man and a teen to death during a gang fight at the Victorville Walmart was sentenced Friday to 12 years in prison at Victorville Superior Court.

Alidad Alibaba Ahadpour, 32, was among the seven defendants charged with the murders of Jesus Constantino, 16, and Jaime Jimenez, 20. Following a gang face-off between two cars, the defendants and victims got into a fight in the early morning of April 27, 2008 in the Walmart parking lot, leading to the shooting death of the victims.

Ahadpour accepted the prosecution’s offer and pleaded no contest in July to voluntary manslaughter and assault with a firearm. Judge Eric Nakata sentenced him according to the agreement.

It brought closure to the three-year-old case; the other defendants had already been sentenced to lesser prison and jail terms after taking their plea deals. Authorities believed Ahadpour to be the shooter.

Initially charged with murders and special circumstance allegations, each defendant could have faced life in prison or the death penalty if they had been convicted in trial.

The defendants, some of whom admitted to being Below Under Ground (BUG) gang members, confronted Constantino and Jimenez in the parking lot after the victims came out of the store and a fight broke out, according to Ahadpour’s probation officer’s report. Shots were fired in the midst of the melee, killing the victims.

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09.19.

Sweet Release

Can you hear that? That’s the sound of George Lucas making another billion dollars off the new Star Wars Blu-Ray release. If you couldn’t make that noise out, it was probably drowned out from the sound of some dude dressed up as Chewbacca cumming in his pants. Click here to see some more Star Wars costumes »

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09.19.

Gotcha!

My other half and I work for a company that does a lot of work for Walmart. One evening, while doing our job, we looked down from a “SkyJack” AKA: scissor lift, and noticed two men acting shady. One was the look out, as the other was doing his “five fingered discounts”. The second shady gentleman was stuffing things in the bag.

As we keep doing our work, the second shady gentleman, who was quite drunk, looks up to us and asks where the digital cameras where. Pointing behind us, we go about out work and allow the mangers on duty of the two gentleman of shadiness. We hear a tussle behind us, as a woman joins the two guys, after putting on layers of clothing in the dressing room. (Middle of June, quite hot out). She takes out clothing, a pink Wii remote, and a belly band that slims you, as an alarm goes off. The second gentleman tried to steal a digital camera., by cutting the security cable with a knife The managers come over, after trailing the trio, and put the alarm off and the camera back. A few moments after the managers leave, the camera was missing an the alarm is sounding again.

The second gentleman staggers up a aisle, and disappears in the store, as the first man, and woman keep as far away from him as possible. They try to leave, and the staff stall them as the police are called. There was a scuffle as the second gentleman was going ass over tea kettles and promptly arrested. The woman made a scene and the first gentleman was not arrested. Lesson learned, never ask those who see all to help you be the most inept shoplifters!

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