Wow! I knew the whole poker thing kinda went through it’s fad, but the Wold Series of Poker has really hit rock bottom.
I suppose a shirt that reads “I Want My Tongue In Your Box” can come off as a little too much. Good call on the more subtle approach.
Oh hey what’s up rock star! Where have I seen you before? Oh yeah that’s right, absolutely nowhere because you’re not a famous pop star. Maybe you should stop acting like one then.
I can’t decide whether to put this in my pros or cons list on getting married. The pro seems to be you get to wear really cool hats! The cons seems to be, well they seem to be fucking obvious.