Maybe next time you should stop putting gel in your hair and fist pumping while driving your douche-Hummer and pay more attention to the damn road.
I can appreciate your Victoria’s Secret underpants, as I am quite the connoisseur of panties. I enjoy sniffing them, licking them, and…I mean, put on some pants! You’re not in your living room eating Reese’s cups and watching Ellen!
Granby, NY – A Fulton woman seen driving an electric shopping cart on State Route 3 Sunday was accused of stealing the vehicle 11 days earlier from the Granby Walmart, Oswego County Sheriff’s deputies said.
Rose M. Johnson, 23, of 14 W. 11th St., Fulton, was stopped by a member of the Fulton Police Department Sunday night after she was seen driving the electric scooter with a shopping cart attached on State Route 3 at Airport Road,deputies said.
She was accused of taking the scooter from the store on Aug. 25.
She told deputies that she took the cart valued at $1,000 because her back hurt and that she planned to later return it.
Deputies accused Johnson of misdemeanor petit larceny and gave her a ticket to appear in the Town of Granby Court.
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