09.01.

A Black Tie Affair

Let’s all play a game of “Where the Hell Would You Wear This To?”- other than Walmart of course.

Arizona

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156 Comments Arizona  //  Featured Creature  //  Walmart Fashion
09.01.

Just Go!

I worked at the jewelry counter in Wal-Mart for 2.5 years. A mother was (slowly) shopping from case to case. Her 4-year-old son kept complaining that he had to pee. It almost got to the point where I was going to tell her I refused to open another case until she helped the child to the bathroom. Before I got the chance she snapped at him “YOU HAVE A DIAPER ON, JUST GO!” I’m sure my jaw hit the floor. What a pathetic excuse for a Mom. Poor kid… :-/

We also had a woman that would come in with her children (6-8 kids at a time) and have them cause a comotion while she crammed stuff in her oversized purse. One time when security followed her to her car she wouldn’t stop and ran over our loss prevention officers foot. What a great example for your kids lady!

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11 Comments Stories
09.01.

Too Sexy For Your Party

I keep wanting to look away but your…well for easement purposes we will call them, “clothes”. They keep drawing me back in to you and more specifically to the middle of your body so I am forced to drink in all that is your Right Said Fred shirt and g-string. So in my conclusion of why you are a dick, not only are you forcing me to look, but your are making me look exactly where I don’t want to look.

Texas

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88 Comments Featured Creature  //  Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear  //  Texas  //  Walmart Fashion
09.01.

A Shot Of Yack

How far down on your scale of things to do is getting black-out drunk and throwing up at Walmart? For me it’s right below crashing a kindergarten class and answering all the questions before the kids and ridiculing them for not knowing the answers, but I get bored easily.

Texas

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48 Comments Featured Creature  //  Random  //  Texas
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