Do you think Chuck Norris gets sick of hearing about all these epic scenarios and things that he can do? I mean, I could sit here and question the validity of all of them, but if even 1% are true, I’d be in some deep shit so I better play it safe.
My man here has been planking before planking was even cool….which is still actually right now because it’s never been cool.
You would figure she would be smart enough not to wear white after Labor Day OR when she is on her period. Hell, I don’t even have periods but I at least know that!
Lady, you don’t even have your biscuit bottoms out for us to determine whether they are hot buns or not. So (1) thank you for that, and (2) that is probably false advertising.