F*ck me? I don’t hate the Cowboys, I hate the fact that some asshole dubbed them “America’s Team”. On second thought, maybe I’m okay with it since the name comes with raised expectations that the ‘Boys can never attain with a quarterback who is sponsored by Starter.
Considering Alabama plays the Razorbacks today, I would have also towed around a smoker with a whole hog in it. You can feed your friends and eat your competition. Genius.
Not only does baby got back, but that baby’s back is Jamaican me crazy!
Remember everyone, life is a garden; dig it…then cover it in horse manure and hope it looks better next season.