Ah yes, now that fall is upon us I’d like to use this fine young lady as an example of how you can still stay warm on those chilly days while at the same time display your ass for everyone to see and for a few caring people to take pictures of to send to us.
I don’t remember the part in Drumline where they show up at Walmart?! Okay, I didn’t actually see the movie, but I’m guessing they didn’t show up at Walmart. Who needs drummers at Walmart anyway? Like I want a damn soundtrack for when I walk out of the store with a box of condoms and a pack of smokes.
Ah yes, the two things that can bring Superman to his knees, Kryptonite and herpes.
Hot damn! It’s time once again for my favorite game “Who Wears It Better?”! This is the hipster douche edition where it is up to you to decide which guy squeezed into his skinny jeans better! Now personally, I have a great relationship with my testicles so I couldn’t subject them to this type of torture so both are losers in my opinion, but I guess one has to win. I like ketchup more than mustard so that’s where I’ll toss my vote.
Florida & Nebraska