I always find myself saying jorts just aren’t short enough and need to be rolled up. I mean, long jorts with that belly shirt would just look flat out stupid in my opinion. Now you might say “Hey PoWM, that belly shirt on it’s own is ridiculous!” but all I have to say to that is it saves me a bunch of time not having to search and look around to find his plumbers crack, so to me it’s extremely practical.
Oh man, this is bringing back some serious childhood memories right here….yes even the enormous set of balls. Don’t judge me.
All you yuppies who think you are so special going green by buying those reusable recycled canvas bags can suck on her sweet crocheting ass!