Normally tighty whiteys are reserved for underwear but I see you’ve taken it a step further making them extra tight, mixing the with sweat, and displaying them to the public. Thanks?
I just heard of this great new product that I think will do wonders in getting rid of your split ends…they’re called scissors.
If the Cookie Monster wants cookies at 3 am when you should be sleeping, dammit, you better get your ass out of bed and get him some cookies!
Have you ever asked yourself what Dennis Rodman would be like if he never played basketball? This my friends is my best guess.