Typically I try to look for the silver lining in things, but I think if I did that here I might catch eye herpes.
So, which hound dog are you hiring for your child’s birthday party?
Indiana & Nevada
Who needs a U-Haul when you have the S.S. Mason? Let’s face it, this has all the makings of a Gilligan sequel, but let’s let him have his fun in the meantime.
With those hemp shoes and skinny jeans I can’t tell if you’re trying to be a woman or a hipster. I mean, either road you go down probably isn’t going to end well, I just want to get my facts straight for the eventual “I told you so”.