In the spirit of Halloween, dressing like your mother is acceptable. Write that down.
I love equal opportunity! Why should it only be females that are allowed to dress like sluts on Halloween? We look forward to seeing all of you on LateNightMistakes.com after you’ve had too much “candy” and wake up next to this guy. So, we at PoWM want to wish everyone a fun and safe Halloween weekend!
I would suggest not getting the Activia yogurt, because despite what Jamie Lee Curtis says, you don’t want that to work too quickly while you’re wearing those shorts!
Well, for you guys that plan on giving her candy, I would suggest keeping it in the wrapper.