Oh wouldn’t it be great if all females came with instructions? Damn, life would be easy! I mean, I’m still gonna pass on the spanking but I’m sure there is a fella or two out there who is looking to leave his red paw prints all over dat ass!
What’s creepier than playing mom to fake baby dolls? How about playing mom to fake bears?! What do you even fake feed them? Do you go get some raw salmon over in produce? Oh damn, even better, maybe you get one of those bottles of honey that are in the shape of bears! Whaaaat!!!! I just blew your mind.
I love your site. It’s hilarious. My mother and I spend our mommy-daughter time looking at your site. And every time we make our monthly trip to Wal-mart (monthly because we hate it there), I bring my camera in hopes of finding a person worthy of this site. Sadly, I never do partly because I’m sometimes in awe of the odd things they sell there and partly because, as redneck as the people are, no one is worthy. Then again, the least amount of pictures seem to be from Maryland which is where I live so that may explain my dilemma.
Your witty and humorous sarcasm is also something I admire. We have the same sense of humor though yours is better no doubt from both natural born talent and years of practice. I hope to reach your level someday :D.
My guess is the strip club ran out of sanitary wipes for the pole and someone had to go get more. You would figure they would stock up on those at Sam’s Club or something but I suppose strippers aren’t known for their sharp minds.