Typically I’m all for self painted rides because it gives us great pics to post on here and YouDriveWhat.com, but I’m just saying maybe a caring therapist out there could drop their card under this person’s windshield.
Don’t you hate it when you are walking around Walmart, you turn the corner to get to the shoe department then BAM! It hits you in your face like a ton of bricks…someone is taking the last pair of size 10 camo water boots! It leaves a lasting impression that’s for sure.
To start out, I’m gothic. On this particular day I was wearing black jeans, a black T-shirt, several spiked leather bands on my wrists, a pink and black dog collar and, a Nightmare Before Christmas hat. I stopped at Walmart a couple days before Halloween to pick up a few things on my way to work. Another customer came up to me and told me she really liked my costume. I told her it’s not really a costume if I dress like this every day. She flipped out and accused be of being the devil. Her exaxct words were: “You’re one of those devil people, aren’t you!?” and then she ran away. A bunch of other people heard the exchange and started laughing.
I was recently at walmart, the week before halloween, with my boyfriend. We were picking out a few last minute decorations for our home. As we began to approach the registers, a man came around the corner, walking the same direction as us, toward the registers. Walking with him was another man, or possibly a woman, wearing a pink monkey mascot outfit. We continued walking behind the pink monkey, unable to see what he had in his hand, but rather curious as he kept showing other people, while jumping around in a very excited fashion. We finally got up to the front, and ended up a lane or two down from the pink monkey. We watched as he checked out with his buddy, growing more and more excited as the cashier completed the transaction. As the cashier handed his buddy the reciept and change, the pink monkey ran up and down the front of the store, showing EVERYONE his purchase, while screeching and dancing around. In his hand? A single banana… After his happy dance was done, the pink monkey literally SPRINTED out of the store, waving his banana around at everyone he passed. I’ve been around some funny stuff in walmart before, but this one just took the cake. I don’t think I saw a single person NOT laughing as he ran from the register out the door. I love Halloween!