You know who else likes zebras that much? Nobody, because they are like the gingers of the horse community.
It’s not often “smart” and “hillbilly” are in the same sentence but I suppose the hillbilly smart car defies nearly all types of logic so I’ll just go ahead and tell this guy that while we appreciate his attempt, there is literally nothing in the world that can be done to man-up a smart car. Chances are good he already lost his balls, but if someone happens to see him go ahead and take them with his man card please.
Well I suppose that’s one way to disperse the Black Friday crowds. I’ll tell you this much, if I was there, I’d certainly think twice before getting between her and a $3 ironing board.
You ever put liquid into a bag then instantly realize what a bad idea it was? Well it looks like she decided to store all of her leftover Thanksgiving gravy into her sandbags…also a bad idea.