Maybe she went a little too far with her Halloween costume? That would be a logical explanation right? Ohh I hope that’s what it is. But what the hell did she go as? Ehh, I give up. What do you guys think she did? Best idea doesn’t get punched in the spleen by her.
Oh it’s Friday people, time for a romantic night of music with your baby doll. Oh son-of-a-bitch, I didn’t mean grab a boombox and a real baby doll; I swear some of you are just awful at picking up what I’m laying down here!
You look like a villain that ended up on the cutting room floor at Disney…and I dig that about you.
I feel like you stole that haircut straight out of Munchkinland. The only thing that should ever be taken from Munchkinland are the red slippers because they can’t defend themselves. Although some of those little Munchkins were kinda cute so maybe hanging out with them at a bar would be kinda cool. Wow, I’m way off topic here; uhh ya your hair looks like shit.