I can’t wait to lay around on the couch tomorrow feeling like a fat piece of shit while watching football because that is what America is about on Thanksgiving! So in that spirit we give you our Turducken picks for the games. (1) Cowboys over the Dolphins because cowboys are closer to pilgrims then dolphins are. (2) 49ers over Ravens in the Harbaugh bowl because I’m a Steelers fan so f*ck Baltimore. (3) In an upset we’ve got the Lions over the undefeated Packers. Why? Because lions are vicious and hungry animals ready to tear their prey apart much like me on a turkey leg. Get some!
Well gobble gobble everyone! We at PoWM want to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving and also remind everyone to button your pants back up if you plan on running out to Walmart after your big feast!
Unlike some of the other fake mothers we’ve seen on here, this one at least takes the necessary precautions to ensure the safety of her plastic baby. Although now that I think of it, it’s probably cheaper to just replace the baby than it is to buy an expensive baby carrier seat…
Wow you severely underestimated the weather there Bub! I get having a positive attitude towards the weather but in reality that doesn’t determine whether or not it will snow. Now personally, I moved south to the beach so I don’t have to put up with this shit, but the key word there is “moved”; You gotta do more than just have Carolina on your mind to keep yourself and your car snow-free.