True statement: If you act like it fits, it really does…which is why I wear Magnum condoms.
I was visiting a Walmart in Illinois a couple of months ago and after paying for my items, I decided to relieve myself. So, while at the urinal I heard this horrendous moaning coming from within the stall. I swear the guy in there must have been shitting a cactus. At the same time an old man walked into the bathroom and lit a stogie and decided to just hang out. After doing my business, I went to wash my hands and next to me was a man with a blood soaked t-shirt washing a huge amount of blood from his arms and hands. So as I was washed my hands, an old man was staring at me while standing in front of a stall of a man who was going through labor from his ass, and was sharing a sink with a man who presumably just slaughtered a pig. If there was just a midget riding a tricycle it would have made it even better.
I have to say out of everything I see, what surprises me the most is the fact that he doesn’t have a hole cut into his pockets to trick people into reaching in there for candy and instead getting a handful of something else.