12.29.

The Back Rack

I’m not sure why, but I just can’t shake the urge to run up and put one of those back titties in a headlock and unloading fist blows into it. Maybe it’s for the sheer fact that I can put a back titty in a headlock, maybe not; All I know is I wanna do it so bad!!

North Carolina

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86 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  North Carolina  //  Walmart Fashion
12.29.

Trunk Hit Hard Like Kimbo Slice

This is the big beast Kimbo Slice, a former porno film bodyguard turned fighter! Turns out he is much better at backyard brawls than he is fighting pros in MMA fighting, but there isn’t enough money in the world to get me to say anything else remotely negative about this boss! By the way, that might be one of the sweetest names ever.

Kansas

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20 Comments Celebrity Look-A-Likes  //  Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Kansas  //  Random
12.29.

Party Time

This is someone I would want to ring in the new year with because you know he’s got the best shit in town.

Utah

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40 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Utah  //  Walmart Fashion
12.28.

Merry Christmas Eve, Eh?

BATAVIA, N.Y. — A woman is spending her Christmas in jail, accused of punching a Walmart greeter as she left the store here Christmas Eve.

Batavia resident Jacquetta Simmons, 26, was charged with two counts of second-degree assault, State Police Trooper Tracy Patterson said. She faces a second count because the victim, Grace Suozzi, 70, is older than 65.

Patterson said Simmons is accused of punching and knocking down Suozzi at 11:23 a.m. after the employee asked Simmons to see receipts for items the customer was carrying in store bags. After hitting Suozzi, Simmons ran out of the store, but employees and customers quickly surrounded her until police arrived.

Suozzi suffered fractures to the left side of her face and significant swelling, Patterson said.

Simmons on Sunday was being held in Genesee County Jail in lieu of $20,000 bail.

Patterson said Simmons had receipts for everything in her bags.

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