Well slap me silly, you’ve got to be f*cking with me! After seeing this pic I had to ask around as to why some redneck might put this on their pick-me-up-truck and I find out that there is a f*cking song by Toby Keith about red Solo cups. Really?!?! I mean, yeah I went to college and lived off of them for years, but really?!?! I thought rap songs were unoriginal enough with 222 ways to tell us you’re the boss, but c’mon Toby, f*cking red Solo cup? Did you really just make a song so you would get played at every stupid, drunken frat party in the country? Weak sauce my man, weak sauce.
Here is hoping Santa’s little helper can help you get through your hump day.
Oh people, people, people, listen to me please! Just because they have self-checkout doesn’t mean you have to do it, especially those of you who need those how-to books for dummies for everything you do in life. If you have to consult a book to learn how to properly take dump in the morning, checking yourself out at the store is probably way too advanced for you.
A few years ago I went grocery shopping with my then 2 year old son. I came out of the store and began walking to my car when I noticed a few police officers around my car. As I got closer, I saw a pile of something behind my car. When I was up next to my car, I noticed it was a pile of headless rabbits. There must have been at least 15 of them. The police had searched the parking lot to find a truck 2 spaces away from my car that had a bunch of rabbit heads in the back and they were waiting for the owner to come out of the store. I was horrified.