I feel like the only thing missing here is actually catching him in the act of dipping his Twinkies in a jar of mustard before he eats them…
Everyone say hello to country music singer Neal McCoy. Now some of you, like myself, will probably say “Who the hell is that?” and my only response yet again is “country singer Neal McCoy”. However, our country music fans will enjoy this celebrity sighting and we don’t discriminate based on poor choices of music. Also, I have not yet confirmed if he is the real McCoy…..Aaaaa what up terrible pun!
What everyone needs to do as we countdown to Christmas is quit monkeying around and finish up that shopping list. Personally I’ve bought a total of -2 items for Christmas (I say negative 2 because instead of buying for others I’ve bought stupid shit for myself); So, who has crossed everything off of their list already?
Nothing screams “I’m Bossy” more than an ass tat, because clearly any idiot who is back there to see it must have no control over their decisions whatsoever. The unitentional cool part of her tattoo is when she stands up I’m pretty sure it turns into a face with a handlebar mustache!