I made this exact same tree at my home for the holidays this year, except I used Faygo…okay, come to think of it, that’s probably why nobody wants to come over for Christmas. Gotcha, my bad everybody, live and learn.
I guess not everyone gets into the Christmas spirit, but when you hang out with your Ho Ho Ho friend you are making Scrooge look like a bundle of Christmas joy!
A custom Santa belt buckle? Damn, Jolly Ol’ St. Nick be flossin’! Does he have a big chain with a diamond reindeer pendant? Maybe. Does it also have red rubies for it’s nose? Definitely.
I don’t get it, are you part of the 99% that loves Christmas trees? Because I feel like your percentages might be off there. I have to assume between people of non-Christian religious beliefs and people like myself that like fake trees because I don’t want to clean up and water a tree, that there has to be more than 1% of people who don’t like Christmas trees.