Freshly Churned

I was shopping in the frozen foods section of Walmart the other day looking for something to satisfy my sweet tooth. So while roaming the ice cream section I heard a noise above me, and I looked up in curiousity. There were a group of birds flying about, and not wanting to get pooped on, […]

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

I was at Walmart this evening in my small town of 3,000 people. As I was looking for a parking spot there were two empty spots up front. I was about to pull in but noticed something odd in the spot next to my goal. It was a dead chicken. Feathers and all. And it […]

Booty Everywhere

Last night I made a quick run to Walmart to pickup a few things and to my horror there is this 400 pound-ish woman walking around in BOOTY SHORTS!!!! Why she left the house that night thinking that what she had on was a good idea is beyond me but, I think it’s safe to […]

Couldn’t Hold it

It’s so sad. I just read a story on here that someone found out that a girl in the restroom with her was taking a pregnancy test. Last year I stopped at the Wal-Mart across from my neighborhood to pick up a pregnancy test. The check out line took forever and by the time I […]