Well then someone go get me a giant juicer and we will take care of this problem ya got.
I work in a Walmart close to a college campus, so you’d think we might get the smarter crowd. No…of course not. A fellow employee just told me that today someone called the service desk and asked if she could return a pregnancy test that gave her a false negative. Sure! We’ll take back your used pee stick!
Another customer, (still today) filled out a cell phone application and under employer she wrote “Yes”.
Well hot damn baby! Let’s run on over to the casino so daddy can get a new pair of shoes…and if I win enough maybe I’ll get you a new shirt.
Well my first guess was she needed to sit down in the aisle & recharge her phone so she could play “Words With Friends”, but then I realized the extremely unlikeliness of that statement. I don’t know, maybe there is a “Words By Yourself” game I don’t know about.