Hey now, it’s those sexy skimpy outfits that got you knocked up the first time, I’d be more careful in what you choose to wear because right about now you are going to have millions of PoWM fans lustfully trying to track you down. Am I right guys?
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day.
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. I said pleasantly, “Good morning and welcome to Walmart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?’
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one is 9, and the other one is 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?”
So I replied, “I’m neither blind nor stupid, ma’am. I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Walmart.”
My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.
Since you robbed MC Hammer and you spent $25 to spray paint yourself gold, I’ll spare you the golden showers.
Florida & Nevada
At first I was like “Why is that butt winking at me?” Then I quickly realized that it was not winking, but rather cringing from the smell.