I see Peter Pan and Tinker Bell finally hooked up. Now I’m just curious if their kids will want to stay Lost Boys or not.
As the lioness stalks her prey, the defenseless antelope hears what appears to be the cackling of a store full of laughing heyenas and is quickly alerted of the nearby predator and able to escape unscathed.
There was a girl of about 14-years-old in front of our counter (I work in the deli) and an old woman just randomly walks up and says to her, “You’re so beautiful. Please don’t let any boys talk you into having sex with them, because they will just go brag to their friends about it.” The little girl just looked over at us with a creeped-out look on her face.
While shopping the day before Thanksgiving I noticed a sign alerting customers that WalMart will be open on Thanksgiving. While checking out I told the cashier that I was sorry that WalMart was going to be open on Thanksgiving and that several employees had to work. She told me in a flat, monotone voice, “I know, it sucks balls.”