Ummm Luscious, you seem to be having a severe allergic reaction to your awful tattoo! Don’t worry, I swell up like a bastard when I get stung by a bee, just get some Benadryl.
Some parents just have all the hidden tricks on how to keep their baby calm and well behaved out in public. Well, finally we here at PoWM are gonna reveal her secret!…It’s not a real baby. Now that I think of it, I guess that’s about the same as having a gallon of milk not screaming or crying in your cart. Hmm, not that impressive at all really.
Bobby, they ever find that monkey dat escaped from da zoo and punched you in the eye? – No mamma, da search continues.
Yesterday my mother and I were at Walmart. An overweight woman was taking up one of the aisles and I politely said “Excuse me.” She moved over and said, “Dont mind me, I’m just trying to find anti-itch cream. This rash has been driving me crazy! First it started here, (as she points to her female parts) then it started spreading right down my leg! I had to do something before it got out of control. Who knows where it was going to itch next!” I completely ignored her and walked away where I began laughing hysterically.