Holy shit that’s a lot of awesomeness packed into one dude! I’ll tell you this much though, the minute I have an opening for a bouncer at a sleazy back alley porno shoot, I’m giving this guy a call.
Didn’t I just see a Dodge commercial making fun of all these smaller cars trying to carry big items? I always thought that was a bit stupid too, but ask me 100 times if I’d rather have a minivan or a Corvette and you’ll get the same “Corvette” answer 120 times. Hell, I’ll strap the kids and their soccer balls to the back of the Vette before I rock the minivan.
Really? That’s the man of your dreams? He must screw like a champ to hold that type of power over you, because from my viewpoint he looks too fugly to do telemarketing. Dream big kids!
Well, they always say you can get everything at Wal-Mart, and where I work, you can even get some booty.
A few weeks ago, the monthly pest control guy walked out the grocery side back door and found two people butt-ass naked making sweet, sweet love on the ground between the bad food bins, where rotten eggs, spoiled milk, and the like are dumped.