You ever hit that point where you question our entire population as a species? I mean I was at the tipping point with the Snuggie, but now we are so spoiled and lazy that even a Snuggie is inconvenient?!?! We have to have onesies now? Really? Hell, they aren’t even trying to be cute with the name, they call the damn thing Forever Lazy! Wow! “Hey fat lazy Americans, now you don’t have to change your clothes at all.” Wow!
Florida & Indiana
Last night I made a quick run to Walmart to pickup a few things and to my horror there is this 400 pound-ish woman walking around in BOOTY SHORTS!!!! Why she left the house that night thinking that what she had on was a good idea is beyond me but, I think it’s safe to say I’m scarred for life. There’s NO excuse for that.
It’s so sad. I just read a story on here that someone found out that a girl in the restroom with her was taking a pregnancy test.
Last year I stopped at the Wal-Mart across from my neighborhood to pick up a pregnancy test. The check out line took forever and by the time I got done I couldn’t hold my pee anymore and the bathroom was right there in front of the registers. While in there I just decided what they hey, and went ahead and took the test.
I hope my son does not think badly about me when he grows up and I get to tell him that I found out about him in a Wal-Mart bathroom.
Good news: now you can stop being angry as to why when you were a child your parents never let you drink pop all the time. His parents let him have pop all the time. He really likes soda.