02.17.

Naked & Tased

A 300-pound man was arrested after he was seen walking around an Exton, Pa., Walmart wearing nothing but socks. It was later discovered that the only apparel the man had on was stolen from the store, police say.

Employees at Walmart called police at about 5:30 p.m. Wednesday, saying that there was a naked man walking around the store, authorities say.

When police arrived they found 32-year-old Verdon Lamont Taylor in the store wearing only socks, police say. When Taylor would not comply with officers, the 6-feet, 4-inch tall, 300-pound man was tasered and taken into custody. Taylor proceeded to spit in an officer’s face, police say.

Upon viewing surveillance video, police learned that Taylor walked into the store completely naked and walked straight to the customer service counter, stole a pair of socks there, and put them on his feet.

The video also shows shoppers avoiding Taylor as he proceeded to walk through the store.

Taylor, who lives on the 100 block of East Church Street in Downingtown, Pa., was arraigned on charges of indecent exposure, aggravated assault, simple assault, retail theft, receiving stolen property and disorderly conduct.

He is being held at Chester County Prison on $50,000 cash bail.

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02.16.

The Cardboard Candidate

It’s not everyday I end up agreeing with a man that has a cardboard sign attached to his back, but I have a feeling with the potential Republican candidates out there this guy might just be right. Then again, I don’t really follow politics because I think they are all assholes, so I’m pretty indifferent.

Texas

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02.16.

R.I.P.

I feel your pain and I’m happy for your loss. Just remember that it may be gone, but will never be forgotten….most likely because it was a disaster.

Oregon

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02.16.

Wanted: One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying, Purple People Eater

I see your favorite color is purple, my favorite color is black…like the back of my eyelids, which is what I end up looking every time you walk past me.

Washington

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