Ohh snap son, you think your chains bling? You think your ice is flossin’? My man doesn’t even let his jewelery flash his money subtly, man got money for jewelry. That’s some next level shit that you can’t even comprehend homeboy.
I’m not sure if this qualifies as a celebrity sighting or not. Either way, this is Reina Tanaka who is a Japanese pop star as a member of the group Morning Musume. I honestly don’t know what half that really means, but maybe I’ll just use this picture as a way to gauge how cultured our fans are. Personally, the only Japanese star I follow religiously is Godzilla so I’m not going to pretend to know who she is.
We can play a little game here, it’s called “Who has the best sideboob?” It’s where you guys decide if it’s one of our beautiful fans, who are the lovely ladies in the blue and black bikinis, or if it’s Dog the Bounty Hunter who has the sexiest side-titty action going on. I think I might already know where you guys are leaning.
Pffft, and they say there are no good role models left in the world.