02.15.

The Valentine’s Day Walmart Wedding

BRUNSWICK COUNTY, NC (WECT) – A lot of people are used to hearing, “Cleanup on aisle three,” at stores like Walmart, but not usually, “Wedding in the layaway section!”

But one area couple decided to do just that — they tied the knot at their local Walmart Tuesday.

For Wayne and the new Susan Brandenburg, everyday low prices have led to happily ever after.

“She was a cashier at the time,” said Wayne. “I kept coming through and seeing her…my [former] wife died seven years ago, and I asked [Susan] out. For some reason, she said yes and it went from there.”

They wanted to share their special moment with all their friends, and they wanted to do something different.

“I love him and I’m going to stay with him for a long, long time…” said Susan.

The couple plans to take their honeymoon when the weather warms up.

They’re hoping to spend it in the mountains.

Story courtesy of WECT.

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02.15.

Future Reality TV Star

I watch enough shows like Swamp People and Billy the Exterminator to know that we have probably just discovered the next big reality TV star…and his opossum. But what I don’t know is what they are going to call the show, luckily for me I have you guys to help us out.

Florida

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02.14.

Candy Hearts

Oh sweetheart, you’re just like those little hard chalky candy hearts on Valentine’s Day…you think you’re being sweet and delicious, but really nobody actually likes you. Yet for some reason we just can’t stay away.

Arkansas

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02.14.

You Rat Bastard

Oh Valentine’s Day, that wonderful time of year where you spend time with someone or in this case something you love. I mean, most men end up being rats anyway, right ladies? Right? I said am I right ladies?!?!

California

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