02.09.

If I Knew It Was Going To Be This Kind Of Party…

Sometimes we get accused of being sexist around these parts, but I’ll have you know that we here at PoWM love us some male back titties just as much as we love the female back boobs! In fact, with all that fur I might be even more in love with a hairy back titty!

Florida

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86 Comments Featured Creature  //  Florida  //  Funny  //  Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear  //  Walmart Fashion
02.09.

7 Year Old Girl > 25 Year Old Man

A man was captured on CCTV as he attempted to abduct a seven-year-old girl in the middle of a Walmart supermarket.

Brittney Baxter was in the toy aisle of the store in Bremen, Georgia, when the man came up behind her and grabbed her. He put his hand over her mouth to silence her, but the brave little girl managed to kick and squirm her way free before the man let go and ran off.

The incident was caught on the store’s surveillance footage.

Police Chief Keith Pesnell said 25-year-old Thomas Woods, from Austell, Georgia, was arrested after officers chased the car he was seen leaving in.

Woods, who was out of state prison on parole after being convicted of voluntary manslaughter, faces charges of attempted kidnapping.

He has told investigators he was not in the store.

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02.09.

The Oral Stage

Hey, leave her alone! She gets super cranky and whines when she doesn’t get her binky! Although I’m sure Cletus back there was instantly drawn towards her obvious addiction to sucking on things.

California

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49 Comments California  //  Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Random  //  Walmart Fashion
02.09.

Black Hair Care

I live in a little town, and our Walmart isn’t a Super Center but it’s all we’ve got. I was working there one evening when a black woman came in and began piling things into a cart. This woman was very polite and we exchanged friendly conversation the entire time I was scanning her items. She then asked me where our hair care products were. I pointed her in the direction as I continued to scan her items. She came back shortly thereafter, and it was like someone had flipped a switch because she was no longer friendly and polite. She said, and I quote, “You mean to tell me you don’t have no black people’s hair products?” Because this is a small town and a small Walmart, we don’t have absolutely everything that a Super Center would, so I explained this to her. She proceeded to angrily state how she didn’t agree with that and couldn’t believe how racist Walmart was, and how she’d never shop there again. She also said that if she didn’t have a cart full of items, she would have just left without buying anything.

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