Wow! On a scale of 1 to 10 of your ability to fashionably pull those off, with 1 being “not even remotely” and 10 being “damn girl you look like Jessica Biel in those!” I would have to put you somewhere in the -23 to -25 range, or better known as the “I’d prefer to stare at that old guy’s ass from The Hangover movie”.
It’s really not much different than watching the game at your buddy’s house except here the pizzas are frozen. What pisses me off about this picture is the guy on the couch wearing the Cowboys jersey and fluffing it up for everyone to see. (1) Your team didn’t even make the playoffs, (2) Romo can’t make it past the first round even if he did make the playoffs, and (3) Marion Barber now plays for the Bears. So, would the Walmart employee with the broom kindly test it’s durability over this man’s head? Afterwards you can kindly place it in the woods because it’s made of wood and I just think he should be with his family.
The only scenario where bringing crack with you to a job interview is a positive thing!
What’s wrong? You didn’t have enough money to get “People Of” tattooed above that? Because I know someone wouldn’t just get Walmart tatted on ’em!