We at PoWM would like to take this time to congratulate Eli Manning and the NY Giants for winning the biggest bowel movement of the year! It was a solid game, the commercials sucked, Madonna expanded on her sluttiness by adding Nikki Minaj and M.I.A.’s finger, but to me the coolest thing of the evening was watching Art Garfunkel bounce on the tightrope!
TITUSVILLE, Fla. – Titusville police are warning parents to be on alert Sunday after a man approached two children and exposed himself.
Police said the incident happened at the Titusville Walmart around 7 p.m. Saturday.
Police said the man approached at least two children in the toy aisle and asked if he could touch them while exposing himself to them.
The children immediately ran to get an adult, police said.
Police describe the man as being 6 foot tall, heavy set, approximately 40 to 50-years-old, with dark brown and gray hair, with a goatee.
Police said he was wearing a black baseball hat with a red and white logo, a dark gray shirt, and black pants.
Police are asking anyone who may have seen anything to call them.
Today’s question of the day: how do you like your mullet? Do you like it as an accessory to an already greased up head or do you prefer the top to be shaved so that the mullet can shine in all of it’s white trash glory? You make the call in the comments.
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